Awesome Primary Elections: D&D Party

Updated: Oct 28, 2020

The Party of Dungeons & Dragons

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We believe that a Critical Fail is an Opportunity for a Great Story; that we are all Heroes; and that there’s a Place at the Table for even Murder Hobos.

Get to know your Candidates

The Party of D&D recognizes that what makes a Great Adventure are Great Adversaries – with this in mind, we proudly present three (3) Primary Candidates for this election (in no particular order) to represent a Foe we can all unite against:

-The Xanathar:

-Count Strahd von Zarovich

-Tiamat, Queen of Chaos

They are all experienced and powerful leaders; one may even say “Big Bosses”


The Xanathar

"Prosperity is in the Eye of the Beholder"

Why do you want to be the Candidate of the D&D Party?

The Xanthar: "I like to think of myself as a Businessperson, a very good businessperson. There is no reason for us to be at odds. I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse. Vote for me, and we can be friends.”

The Xanathar, originally known as The Eye, is one of several Beholders who “inherited” the title and control of the powerful Xanathar Thieves’ Guild in Waterdeep. Although some may call him a Crime Lord, he prefers Entrepreneur, and eyes many endeavors. The Xanathar is a Benevolent Overlord who views all humanoids as lesser beings but kills only if necessary, as even lesser beings have their uses.

Leaders should be strong and authoritative, and sometimes, if needed, ruthless. The Xanathar is all this and more. When you cast your ballot for the Leader of the Party of Dungeons & Dragons, vote for the Xanathar, The Biggest Boss of All!


Count Strahd von Zarovich

"I will bleed the competition dry"

Why do you want to be the Candidate of the D&D Party?

Strahd: “How many times must we go over this? I cannot be killed. I am undead… if you do manage to defeat me, I keep coming back! It is my curse to find and lose my love over and over… Wait… I am experiencing déjà vu… We have had this conversation before, have we not?”

One of the Greatest Villains in the History of D&D, Count Strahd von Zarovich has it all: Name Recognition, a Pact with a Dark Power, Unrequited Love, Fratricide, and Legions of Undead. The Dark Lord of Ravenloft is a foe that cannot be fully vanquished, and did we mention he is a Vampire?

In the Count’s own words: “I am the Ancient, I am the Land. My beginnings are lost in the darkness of the past. I am not dead. Nor am I alive. I am undead, forever.” Vote for Strahd! The Foe who won’t go!


Tiamat, Queen of Chaos

"Five heads are better than one!"

Why do you want to be the Candidate of the D&D Party?

Tiamat: “Honey, what do you think that second D in D&D stands for? I am the Original Dragon Queen! Who has been on more book covers? Vote for who you want; it’s irrelevant. I will devour the opposition!”

Tiamat is unique among dragonkind, a multiheaded chromatic dragon with an impressive resume, including Archdevil, Bane of Bahamut, Creator of Evil Dragonkind, and Nemesis of the Gods. Her lust for power and wealth is limitless, and her minions work diligently toward her goal of World Domination.

Looking to join her Cult? Only the Evil need apply; all others will be eaten. Try to appease her and VOTE FOR TIAMAT, QUEEN of CHAOS, but she really prefers shiny treasure.


Those are the Candidates for the D&D Party!

You can start voting for your choice on 10/20!

Be sure to follow our social media pages and come back each day this weekend to check who the candidates for the other parties are, so you can be an informed voter when it's time to vote for your favorites next week!

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